Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by udon@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Banana bread is 1,50$ a piece, cheese cake 2,50$, and an apple crumble is 2,70$. Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol I like how you fucked up the joke. ;)

[–] udon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Did I? As a non native speaker it's dad joke level funny for me

[–] jws_shadotak@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cakes and pies are different so the title takes a little more thought to figure out the play-on-words

[–] udon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, something new every day. Thanks