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[–] Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

any adult that says choccy milk deserves to be hit in the face with a sledge hammer.

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

BRB gotta go deck my wife

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

I also choose to deck this guys wife

[–] PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

I'll send you a hammer if you don't have one.

[–] kucing@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yumyum choccy milky go gulppp

[–] Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

All I'm hearing is "I'm an insufferable cunt that has made every partner I have resent me to the point that they left me"

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can call it "jenkem" for all the fucks I give. Choccy milk is delicious.

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

"hmm, whats jenkem?" i google "uh oh"