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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 184 points 8 months ago (36 children)

Thats gotta be the worst one i have seen so far wow. Whats the opposite of a punchline?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 50 points 8 months ago (9 children)

Cyanide smells (and maybe tastes?) like almonds. For people aware of this there is a subversion of expectation. It isn't particularly good joke but taken satirically it's alright.

[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have tasted it

it smells like it but it tastes like lye without the sodium taste

[–] python@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

but what does lye taste like?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

salty cyanide duh

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