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Not seen: the 100,000 USD bill for the Apple Car

Alt text: A cartoon photo of a "Windows" car that is in need of maintenance and care, and an "Apple" car that just has an on/off switch

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

All of the parts will be glued together and all of the screws would be the oddly shaped, non-standard pentalobed TS1 screws.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9uMgxRsi_bPsr35_VjRX_U2zdDyr2rRViaz3z9FSRWZTgPM0s4xN1q8LtgmNC67TE5wUOX3fZVbROH4K7WevqV-fABV2tIVKNylH1tz9s-P4jzCbnMgrQ-A&usqp=CAc

[–] superb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So a heat gun and a screwdriver?

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Police are already being sent to your address we got through backdoors and they will make you compensate 20% of Apple's annual revenue (not profits). You are lucky you only mentioned unauthorized tools that can bring down Apple's hard-earned profits. This compensation can go up to 85% in the case where mentioned tools are also found in your vicinity.

[–] superb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 months ago

Happy to do my part for Tim Apple’s profit margin 🫡🫡🫡