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What are developers in different languages known as? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 8 months ago by filtoid@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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I've heard of Pythonistas and Rustaceans. What are some of the other names given to devs writing in, for example, PHP or C++. Appreciate any answers - both serious and joking.

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[–] AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

C# can have native performance, if you sit down and really optimize shit until you go mad, you can have absolutely minimal runtime friction. The .Net runtime despite it's stupid fucking name from a bygone era is actually really smart with code gen.

This of course depends on the code, project and your own skill level