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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Homer (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 78 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Wait, 2 kids? Which one died?

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 52 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Three! We have THREE kids Homer.

Three noisy kids. Fish heads, fish heads.

[–] BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Dohhh, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?!

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