Bytemeister

Transmission Control Protocol - Modifies teleportation and summoning to be very specific.

Universal Datagram Protocol - see "Shout"

I think rule 2 is...

A sucker is born every minute.

Rule number one of being rich; don't spend your own money.

They ought to put him on a black list for the carrier's safety. No more service to his address.

Have you tried giving it a weddin' rang?

I don't think I've heard that one.

Just pick anything from 21 Pilots. I'd wipe them all out if I could, but deleting one is at least a step in the right direction.

Very predictable that you read that as a full on commitment by "leftists" to support maritime terrorism.

Zing! Yah got me I guess... No.. wait... I didn't say shit about supporting houthis.

Rented the biggest truck they had at home Depot.

American trucks are so shit that it still wouldn't fit the small length of lino I had cut for my bunny room.

Shoulda just tied it to my little car and saved the 70 bucks.