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SWAT Team Raids Innocent Family Over Stolen AirPods Dropped on Their Street
(www.riverfronttimes.com)
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If my door explodes off the hinges, I'm emptying my Colt .45 into the hole. I'd better hear "POLICE!" and see some red and blues first.
EDIT: Apparently y'all just gonna lay down when the fascists come. I'd rather die with my boots on. That is not a knee-jerk reaction. I've thought on it quite a bit. You do you.
Congratulations! You won the prize of becoming a statistic! You win a news article about your death and an expensive funeral.
Yep. I would surely die. I get that. But I'm not having my home invaded without fighting back. And the life insurance, cremation, etc., is already planned.
You plan to lie down when the fascists come knocking? Meekly go on the train? Because we're there. That's your choice.
No, we just choose plans of action that don't amount to suicide and may actually change things...