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Anon has a power fantasy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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No.250341473
>fantasy setting has magic and flying creatures
>still using horses as main transportation

No.250341651
>>250341473 (OP) #
>setting has nuclear energy
>still using coal as main energy source

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I've considered getting a paramotor for this reason. The only trouble is, it's quite a bit slower than driving.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'd probably die electrocuted in one of the power lines if I tried to use that as my means of transportation to/from work.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Simple solution: wear rubber.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago

Like this, right?

^from^ ^The^ ^Naked^ ^Gun^ ^movie^

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Aw damn the winds here blow counter commute