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Didn't forget about the military applications of cicada urination. It's not like the research is just frivolous.
βOur troops can pee 10x in length by strengthening their prostate through cicada smoothies!β
πββοΈπ£οΈ Why though?
βSILENCE, PEASANT!β Pees from across the room.
Obviously target practice even off-duty!