"You chased a homeless person in their own car off your completely unutilized property for no reason other than malice. You've been sentenced to 12 hours of fighting a flock of geese naked while locked in a middle school gym."

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

First time I’m rooting for the geese, usually they’re the assholes.

There should also be some extra sauce on the sentencing for anyone who carries a badge or position of legal power and abuses that.

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@feddit.de 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Twice as much geese which are thrice as pissed?

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