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‘I’m trying to give you a better deal’: Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee for giving him a discount (www.firstalert4.com)

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[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 33 points 3 months ago

Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party, whatchu want me to do with this, eat it?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!

[-] dream_weasel@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 3 months ago

This is exactly what I thought of, except the free hot dog verse.

[-] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Phew, at least the rest of the cake is here

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