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Chechnya bans all music deemed too fast or too slow (edition.cnn.com)

submitted 7 months ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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Authorities in the Russian Republic of Chechnya have announced a ban on music that they consider too fast or slow.

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[–] lorkano@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

LOL. Just sell slowed down music there then, to be exactly 116 per minute. Then people will create apps that will use API to make music play faster depending on title. Futile efforts that will only affect publicly played music which nobody listens