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Chechnya bans all music deemed too fast or too slow (edition.cnn.com)

submitted 7 months ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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Authorities in the Russian Republic of Chechnya have announced a ban on music that they consider too fast or slow.

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[–] FarFarAway@startrek.website 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not sure this actually does what he wants it to do. Im assuming, he wants to hear only cultural music but...

I mean at 110 bpm they still get Wannabe by the Spice Girls and Dr Feelgood by Motley Crew, I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney, some Public Enemy and Daft Punk, and I'm Coming Out by Diana Ross.

At 80, they still get Gangstas Paradise by Coolio, some Matchbox 20, Radiohead, Judas Priest, and TLC...and Doin Time by Sublime, which is appropriate, I guess.

It's not like all pop music has one tempo...

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Coolio, the traditional Chechen artist