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Anon resents his legs (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 47 points 5 months ago (2 children)

All fun and games until you find a set of stairs, rough ground, or a steep hill

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, don't make the ground lumpy then. He built everything after all right.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 5 months ago

Then how will we chase our prey off cliffs

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

We wouldn't have invented stairs if everyone had wheels for legs. We would be using ramps.

Are you telling me god couldn't create our wheels to be all-terrain?