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Anon catches feelings (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 28 points 5 months ago (3 children)

This is clearly a lie because he fell asleep at 5 am and 7 am already left her house.

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Maybe he's got a job. You should try it.

[–] ridethisbike@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

No, thanks. 🙂

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago

Is that a deus ex reference

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Doubt

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah, a job and a relationship? Nobody on the internet has either...

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Did it myself many times in my early 20's.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Probably had shit to do that (next) day and didn't plan on staying over for the whole night.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

My partner and I would do that when we started dating… one of us would come over to the other’s house, and we’d stay up forever, then get up and go to school/work and be zombies through the day.