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Anon gobbles (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

One time long ago I stayed up all night tripping lsd on a ranch and at dawn befriended turkeys who flew down out of the trees to eat grasshoppers etc. Damn near thought we were for real communicating

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

They .. flew?

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

The "flightless" livestock birds like Turkeys, peacocks and chickens can still produce enough lift to roost in a tree and get back down.

It's pretty trippy when you see a tree full of chickens and you bring the corn out.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yea well they spread their wings and glide down and flap a lil bit right at the end. First time I ever saw that. These ones weren’t super big and fat like your typical picture of a huge Turkey though. They slept up in the tree to be safe from predators like coyotes and rattlesnakes.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Less of a graceful defiance of gravity, more like doing pull-ups without a bar. Like they figured out how to double-jump and it takes some work.