They're going to be both in fully padded, bubblewrapped crashproof outfits with at least three lawyers in each corner and fall away caging that disintegrates when you blow on it.

[–] AlolanYoda@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

3 lawyers on each corner might not be a bad thing, they're never going to take the other down in a cage match of all things, but if their lawyers get involved they're going to waste away their time and money on this conflict instead of making life harder for us!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No the lawyers are there to punch obviously, did you really think they'd want to receive any punches themselves?

[–] artisanrox@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

maybe they'll literally just let a bunch of their lawyers fight in their proxy.

TAG TEAM LAWYERS. Like the WCW. but with retainer fees.