spaf @spaf
Every vendor booth at RSA this year: Powered by world-class Al with a proprietary language model, our product offers unbelievably agile, next-gen threat intelligence-based risk management in the dark net on a quantum containerized blockchain employing breathtakingly advanced data science. Built to be compatible with your SIEM & cloud, its zero-trust architecture is programmed in a memory-safe language with no supply chain to monitor!
Ah yes, I love tech jargon overload
Fun fact, the whole thing is actually a science/engineering injoke that’s been going for decades. Look up Turbo Encabulator
Kinda miss VXJunkies now and then. Mostly then though.
What is this from.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_encabulator
Turbo Encabulator
Whazzat
It's a video of salesmen making fun of incomprehensible jargon by giving a fake presentation filled with nothing but incomprehensible jargon