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Anon figures out the secret to charisma (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I've noticed a lot of news presenters emulating the Trump hand motions of "this is a square, this a rectangle, this is a square again."

[–] jkrtn@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 months ago

Someone edited videos to give him an accordion. If you see it once you cannot unsee it.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 5 months ago

Hm... I bet I could hold people's attention if I just vogued the entire time I was speaking 🤔