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[โ€“] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Honestly it doesn't matter too much what species. Black bears will happily eat you too, playing dead also doesn't work for them. Polar bears are basically instant death whenever the bear feels like it, they don't fear humans. Koala wouldn't be so bad I suppose. Pandas are somewhat dangerous if they decide to attack

[โ€“] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Koalas aren't bears though. So I guess that pushes up the average danger of your set of bears.