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Send a team to install a pair on the voyager probes!
A Comcast technician can be at the probes to install service in the 24th century between 12pm and 5pm. Someone 18 and older will need to be present during the install. Would you like to confirm this appointment?
I’m sorry, but the probes are not served by any other internet service provider. The 24th century is all booked up, did you want to schedule for the 25th?
We might be able to use the same laser to also push the team out there for installation. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_propulsion