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[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Send a team to install a pair on the voyager probes!

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A Comcast technician can be at the probes to install service in the 24th century between 12pm and 5pm. Someone 18 and older will need to be present during the install. Would you like to confirm this appointment?

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago

We might be able to use the same laser to also push the team out there for installation. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_propulsion