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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has nerdy hobbies (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 47 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can I wear full plate to the orgy?

[–] platypode@sh.itjust.works 48 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It is in fact required

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Always wear protection

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

That’s why I only have sex surrounded by landmines. And I put one up my ass because I’m not GAY DONT TOUCH MY ASSHOLE

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

Only the massively oversized codpiece is required, but you've got to attach it to something

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago

That's classism!