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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has nerdy hobbies (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 54 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Hang out with more LGBT people. If I wanna get laid, I can turn on Growlr and have a dude deliver himself to my basement.

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 51 points 6 months ago (1 children)

... So what you're saying is you're choosing the bear?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

He is the bear.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 20 points 6 months ago

This post & username combo has me in a state I can only describe as Terroroused.