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"The only intuitive interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned." — traditional 20th-century folk wisdom.
Some babies have to be taught to nurse...
Bottles have nipples
Can you milk a bottle greg?
If their issue is with latching then a bottles not gonna change that
I'm not a professional baby feeder I just know that when my son wouldn't latch on a tit they gave us a bottle and he did just fine.
I'm pretty sure that won't stand in the way of somebody inventing a square bottle nipple and blaming the users for not using it properly.