this post was submitted on 07 May 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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Dude did a reverse image search, checked out facebook and insta messaged her "Hey my buddy Anon wont shut the fuck up about how amazing you are but doesnt want to ruin the work relationship by asking you out. So please..."
Or
It's a lie
On the internet? Are you sure?
Impossible, I say!
People don't just go around lying on the internet. Especially in greentext format. That would be dishonest.
If you can't trust green text, can you really trust anyone or anything?
I automatically assume everything from 4chan is total and utter horseshit, but its fun to play along because otherwise what the fuck are we even doing here?
Maybe think more on that.
Okay, Mom.
Woah. Who would do that? Post a possibly fake and/or gay story on 4chan?