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I wish my dog could walk himself. (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 months ago by henfredemars@infosec.pub to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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It would be so much more convenient for the both of us, and then he could go outside, anywhere, whenever he likes.

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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Granted. The dog is caught and put in the pound and you are fined $250. He also defended himself against a chihuahua and you are due in court next month for a trial that will decide if the dog is euthanized and the financial implications of the trauma and damages caused by your dog "mauling" an innocent dog 1/10th his size while he was irresponsibly let loose roaming the streets.