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[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago (2 children)

We really need to perfect space travel so we can all go our separate ways.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 15 points 6 months ago

Won't work. Eventually, some asshole will fly a fleet ovet and demand you change how you live your life for "reasons".

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago

Can't we send these people to space right now?