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submitted 5 months ago by seaQueue@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 61 points 5 months ago (5 children)

And thus JsPU was born from Lemmy

[–] MareOfNights@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

NOOOOOOOO

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Modern sites: This page requires a JsPU to run which is not present on this system. The website will run in reduced feature mode.

[–] 0x00cl@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

4 Js-core @ 2.00 GHz

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Slap a liquid cooler and you're cooking at a high speed 2.08 GHz

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 5 months ago

I'll take 10. Here is a picture of a goldfish as payment.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

I love the idea that we could need a dedicated chip to parse web pages 😂

[–] harpia_vermelho@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 5 months ago

We did it!