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[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 54 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

So are we gonna see a CEO and some executives on death row? 346 death sentences, to be served sequentially, in case one of those vampires gets back up.

[–] PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)
  1. You are missing two assassinated whistle blowers.
[–] gitgud@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You mean they didn't double-tap themselves in the back of the head and throw themselves in the river?

shocked-pikachu

[–] PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

Pfft, of course not! These weren't Clinton sponsored suicides! ;)

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Not just current, everyone involved since bad decisions started. That's like 3 CEOs, the entire board, and plenty of horrifying sociopaths

Edit: second degree murder since they pillaged 60+ billion from company funds in the process

[–] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

I'd imagine some DOJ personnel dying under suspicious circumstances is more likely

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Unlimited genocide upon CEO's.

[–] exanime 5 points 6 months ago

Nope... I'd be surprised if they are made to pay a fine

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Consequences for capitalists? How very Chinese of you.

Are you some sort of anti-America commie?