this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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"What the fuck? why is this spell trying to access your Patron directly? Theres no reason it cant run off your local mana reserves"
"Wow I made the pact with the creature from the abyss to get my powers, and now it wants a monthly sacrifice in order to keep use them?"
"How does a simple "create water" spell have a 15 second cast time? Is it doing something else in the background or were the glyphs written by a first year apprentice?"
"Ah fuck how do I change the incantation for my spell again? Let me search the the orb real quick...."
And that's how the backdoor (literal) in the xzutils material component was discovered.
"Why would you use Elvish for an earth-spell?? Dwarven is clearly the more appropriate language, especially if it's an incantation"
"It's fine like it is! It works, ok?"
groan... it's meant to be fantasy! Why do i have to subscribe to 15 patrons to get access to the spells i want?