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[–] reattach@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Is a sub/hoagie a sandwich? Bread is usually connected.

Oh God, why did I get involved

[–] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If it is, then a hotdog is a sandwich and that's just nonsense.

[–] homesnatch@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

No kidding... a hotdog is clearly a taco.

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's not two slices of bread from a bigger loaf, so no.

[–] putty@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

those poor sandwich shop owners are all going to go out of business when they hear the news

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

those poor sandwich shop owners are all going to go out of business when they hear the news

Yeah, with that hard competition by taco stands...