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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Probably an unpopular opinion but jam/jelly seem unnecessary if you’re using a high sugar peanut butter like skippy.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

At least try it before saying something like this

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’ve separately eaten both skippy and pbj before, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to hold the opinion that this is wasted effort. Skippy’s packed with enough sugar to suffice as a fat/protein/carb macro dump.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bruh do you really think people eating pb and j are doing it because they think it’s healthy?

Think before you comment.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They overwhelmingly eat it as a poverty food or pseudo-dessert. In either case, just sugar peanut butter is superior.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Personally I prefer just peanut butter as well most of the time but people genuinely enjoy the taste of the two together. Occasionally I like putting some strawberry jam in there. Yes it’s sugary. Yes it’s unhealthy. But I fucking like it.

If I was trying to be healthy I wouldn’t eat either but that isn’t the point. Just like how I like eating ice cream. It’s bad for me but it’s not the point.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

And I’m not saying you’re wrong to eat it that way, I’m just attacking your moral fiber as a filthy non-nut-butter enthusiast or former poor youth. Anti-purism sickens me. You’re taking this way too seriously. Lol

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Agree. That’s like Pringles compared to regular potato chips.