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Trump demands drug test for Biden ahead of first debate (thehill.com)

submitted 5 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Former President Trump said he wants President Biden to be drug-tested before their first debate.

“I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said at the Minnesota Republican Party’s Lincoln Reagan Dinner Friday. “I am, no I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union, he was high as a kite.”

Trump has previously stated in a radio interview that Biden was “all jacked up” at the beginning of his State of the Union address, as well as “higher than a kite.”

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 107 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'd love for both of them to take one.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But then the results of that would be rigged, too.

[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Maybe they have to be filmed the whole time 🤔 I wonder if Abbott would let Pornhub operate again if they agreed to film Biden taking a drug test

[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 5 months ago

Yes, please. Subject politicians to the same indignities as the rest of us.

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 5 months ago

With blind live reading of the results