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Former President Trump said he wants President Biden to be drug-tested before their first debate.

“I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said at the Minnesota Republican Party’s Lincoln Reagan Dinner Friday. “I am, no I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union, he was high as a kite.”

Trump has previously stated in a radio interview that Biden was “all jacked up” at the beginning of his State of the Union address, as well as “higher than a kite.”

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

as someone who joined the war on drugs on the side of drugs: test no one.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works -2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm on the side of drugs, just not for the ones holding power over us and ruining our lives with their hypocrisy.

It's not like they'll ever pass a law that opposes their own comfort anyway.

I appreciate you taking time out of your busy day to reply to my comment though, senator.