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[–] schema@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Maybe Jesus ran a scam with Judas on the Romans.

"Hey Jesus, how about we get that gold for your head. I know this dude that looks somewhat like you. Let's give him to the Romans."

Then, three days after, someone not in on the plan found Jesus, so they had to pretend that he rose from the dead.

They went to the grave to get rid of the body, so their story is more believable.

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

epic heist movie plots flying 'round here

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

So much more believable than that other stuff