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[–] deadcream@kbin.social 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh and yep God said you’re not allowed to drink alcohol /s

He was pretty clear in Quran on that topic.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Too much coffee, not enough beer.

— Islam