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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a samurai (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)

That's okay. They'll most likely commit sudoku when they learn that samurai weren't the noble and honorable warriors they were made to believe.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

commit sudoku

For those of us with ADHD, can we do with seppuku?

[–] Titou@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Yep, sadly you're right. Video games really brainwashed us

[–] VeryImportantUser@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You're telling me that 1000 times folded katana can't split a boulder in half?