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[โ€“] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Fess up

I shat my pants

Admit mistakes

I thought it would just be a fart

Reassess direction

I should probably not go to that meeting right now

Time-bound

I have 90 seconds until that shart starts to leek out of my pants