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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My mechanic wouldn't even fix my cars transgasket lifters. Acted like he didn't know what they were. Ifb

[–] DABDA@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)

You'll probably have to take baby steps and first explain how a Turbo Encabulator (Piped link) works.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh wow, I had no idea there was a version older than the Rockwell version.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Someone should update it for quantum, or Ai

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The world isn’t ready for, nor could it handle the Quantum Encabulator.

That will cause the singularity

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

That's why you need to prevent side fumbling.

[–] DABDA@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

There is evidently a HyperEncabulator (Piped link) from 2022 that briefly mentions AI. Fortunately, they confirm at 4:30 the complete absence of side-fumbling owing to the maintenance of tolerances allowing for a tight conniption fit.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

It's like the OG better every time gifs. This time I picked out "side fumbling was effectively prevented"

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I'm one of the 10,000 today! thanks!