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[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 17 points 4 months ago

Sirens: Come listen to our sweet songs, look at our gorgeous bodies

Asexual sea captain: Nah thanks, I'm good

Sirens: Oh okay

Sirens: Some sea captain you are. The last ship that wrecked here, the captain told me you were too weak even to fight a siren

Asexual sea captain steering toward the rocks while reciting the navy seal copypasta: