this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Act of God"

No, that's just if Thor or Loki smashes your car.

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They pay that out once begrudgingly and then add "act of mutant" to the list

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 months ago

points at a Hawkeye arrow in the windshield

Ugh, fine adds "act of normal guy who is just weirdly good with a bow and arrow" to the list