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Insurance companies are benevolent enough to cover that, right? Right?
"Act of God", get fucked. Also we raised your monthly fee by 50% because, based on previous events, you're more likely than others to have you car Hulk-smashed.
No, that's just if Thor or Loki smashes your car.
They pay that out once begrudgingly and then add "act of mutant" to the list
points at a Hawkeye arrow in the windshield
Ugh, fine adds "act of normal guy who is just weirdly good with a bow and arrow" to the list