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[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 46 points 5 months ago (11 children)

The one that I mispronounced for awhile was hyperbole. I thought it was pronounced like "hyper bowl."

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

But "hyperbolic" is exactly like you expect.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Segue for me. I pronounced it seg-goo and my mom busted out laughing.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Huh… don’t think I’ve ever seen segue written down. I’d be writing Segway if I had to.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like something you ride or a place that makes so so sandwiches.

[–] DBNinja@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now that I think about it... it makes sense now! A segway is a segue between two places!

[–] Welt@lazysoci.al 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Exactly! A segue between the inventor's life and death!

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was at the store with my partner and I was like

“What’s… kwee-know-ah?”

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm still not 100% on how that is pronounced.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago

My partner looks at me and says… “KEEN-WAH???” and I’m like uhhh suuuure, that one…

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've heard segue being spoken in so many different ways that I have no fucking clue which is the correct. Se-geh, segway, se-goo-ee

[–] teft@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

The second one you wrote is the correct way to pronounce it.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I tend to read it as Sergey without the "r".

[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That word's spelling is a practical joke and you can't convince me otherwise.

[–] Welt@lazysoci.al 2 points 5 months ago

Challenge accepted: non-standard spellings are very common. I won't use the obvious example, rough/though/through/tough/cough/enough/Gough, I'll try to keep on theme. So give these ones a go: argue, vague, ague, merengue, brogue, chaise-longue, fatigue... are these all practical jokes or just accidents of lexicographic history?

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mine was "banal".

Sounds like "canal".

[–] Jrockwar@feddit.uk 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Were you pronouncing it b-anal?

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago

Of course not!

[–] Styxia@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Epitome and Penchant for me. Mocked mercilessly for those two.

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah, epitome for me too. It was the epi-tome.

[–] nodiet@feddit.de 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So apparently for the latter you can just claim to be using the american pronunciation https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/penchant

[–] Welt@lazysoci.al 2 points 5 months ago

All mispronunciations can be defended with linguistic descriptivism. It's usually a pissweak argument though!

[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Wait... it's not??

I gotta check now: Oh god dammit. I never made the connection.

[–] Scrawny@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Facade. Got laughed for saying fac-aid. How am I supposed to know a c make an s sound.

[–] Mathprogrammer1@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

That's because it's not the correct spelling. It should be "façade" but English keyboards lack the correct glyph. This doesn't tell you how to pronounce it but it at least gives you a hint that you can't use English rules and that you should investigate it further

[–] Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hi per Bol e (e as in how it sounds in see)

[–] Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man, this is ridiculous. It resembles Akkadian more and more with each passing day.

[–] Welt@lazysoci.al 2 points 5 months ago

I came here to reed!

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Sound it out they said

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I did that one

The other one I was embarrassingly called out on when I was a teen was pronouncing inevitable in eh VITE able.

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

It's like the Super Bowl, only better.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Sounds like you never played Space Quest IV.