Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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I did shave them. (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We’re a lot better at standing, walking, and running long distances.

I spend significantly less time doing those things than doing activities that would benefit from having more hands.

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I propose retractable foot thumbs, so you can have human-like feet for walking and monkey-like feet for playing the piano with your toes

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

A lot of body parts would be better retractable but that would also be quite the unprecedented mechanism, so durability wouldn't be great. Sadly, it just wouldn't be practical

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago

You may have discovered the secret of how to return to monke.