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[–] abcd@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don’t have to cheat. Just let nature do it’s thing. We are now bonded through a poop log for life. If one has to poop, the other will also feel the urge to take a dump. We are like twins. Poop twins 💩

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] abcd@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One could also say it was federated like the fediverse: Greg hat his poop, I had mine. Together we both contributed to the federated poopiverse each with individual poop instances

[–] DiaryOfJayne@vlemmy.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And, when we sit down, we're all connected to a network of other butts shitting and pissing.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

This is such a beautiful sentiment. My pee flows like a stream to a sewerage plant, into a river, down to the ocean, picked up by a cloud, falls as rain, and is drank by someone else. We're all just apes drinking each other's pee and that's beautiful.

[–] abcd@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

This is great 😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼