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I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time at will and explore this time-frozen world with my bestie (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 5 months ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

In addition, the Earth's sudden stop means that OP's relative velocity is around 220 km/s because of the solar system's orbit around the galactic center. If OP is on the prograde side, they are launched through the air and evaporate before they have a chance to die in the cold of space. If OP is on the retrograde side, they immediately splatter against the planet with a kinetic energy of about 1.5 terajoules (assuming a body mass of 60 kg).