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Anon gets calls from scammers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 170 points 5 months ago (1 children)

lack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesn't

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 57 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Life always has a conclusion 💀

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 52 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

So far so good.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

that's the one guaranteed one we have!

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Death and taxes, womp womp

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.