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Anon gets calls from scammers (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 5 months ago (2 children)

At least a couple of Kitboga’s calls have originated in India, but all the characters he plays are as upstanding as they come. Except for this one time at Dave & Buster's. Kit:

  • never wishes for the plague
  • always respects all varieties of English
  • always respects that not everyone calling everyone else is US-based
  • never uses slurs, and Kit’s
  • never gonna give you up
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Kitboga’s “more Kitboga” channel has gotten me through so many work days. He’s one of the most insanely funny and talented dudes I’ve never seen.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

More Kitboga is the one true faith but I didn’t want to scare newcomers away.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 months ago

That’s fair. Most people would see a 36-hour series of a guy talking to scammers and nope directly out, before learning that the guy is actually nine different people at once basically doing some light psychological torture to some really evil people.

I cannot wait for CrowPro.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oh shoot, I forgot to ask! Could you elaborate on Dave & Buster’s?