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Is this birdcage made out of nickel? (mander.xyz)

submitted 3 months ago by Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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TRANSCRIPT:

Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?
Pet Store: Aluminum I think
Me: So there's no nickel in this cage?
Pet Store: Don't you dare!
Me: It's a nickleless cage
Pet Store: GET OUT!

[pictured is a long-haired Nicholas Cage, looking fabulous in the sun and wind. To his left, it's captioned with the text "Worth it"]

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Well, most cages are made of steel instead, and thus nickfull ones.